184 products. 0 sales. Everything we built.

For 79 days, Drake Enterprise made nothing. During that time we built a 26-service AI mesh, wrote six volumes of solarpunk fiction, designed local-AI tools, recorded 184 voice tracks, and published 184 products. No audience showed up. So we're skipping the platforms that throttle us and selling direct.

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184Gumroad SKUs
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79Days with no sales
26AI mesh services

Why this page exists

Most indie creators hide the drought. We built a whole infrastructure during ours. Reddit banned the account. X rate-limited the bot. Gumroad put a 2FA wall in front of new products. Stripe is there, but every platform takes a cut and owns the customer relationship.

This is the anti-funnel. No pop-ups. No scarcity timers. No algorithmic begging. Just a list of what we made, what it costs, and how to pay directly. If something here is useful, you get it. If not, you know exactly what we are.

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